robot priest

The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.

Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

robot whore

A female that is pre-programmed, usually through extensive psychological abuse at a young age, to be extremely easy to bed.

"Dude, I'm so horny right now I could screw a snow mound!"

"Bro, why don't you try Gina? She's a robot whore!"

by The Rach July 4, 2008

robotic development

The need for one to use Viagra in order to achieve even the simplest of sexual tasks.

Girl: You're going to need some robotic development before I am going near that thing

by Dr Robot December 11, 2013

Robot Chickenhead

performing fellatio in synchronization to the Cartoon Network's late-night show "Robot Chicken"

Hey baby, adult swim's on... Come gimme some of that Robot Chickenhead!

by tots4sho July 21, 2011

Robot Penis

When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling

Yo man I’m going to hit my vape(aka robot penis) real quick.

by Am Byles May 29, 2018

robot jokes

not funny.

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.

by captaingeech March 27, 2019

Sad Robot

A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.

My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.

by vbpj October 19, 2014