roasted nuts

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef

1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.

by spoot September 11, 2006

roasting chicken

A sexual position, where a woman wears a strap on penis. She penetrates a man from behind, while masterbating him.

Last night I had a date with the hot redhead from cubical 69, we were roasting chicken, and my mind was totally blown !

by Kileke December 2, 2017

roast queef

A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.

by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005

roasting the beans

Emasculation of a man, by a woman.

Dude bro, that bitch is really roasting the beans!

by RockinTits423 February 7, 2009

roast dinner

possibly the best creation to come from england
it consists of;

a huge joint of meat usually; beef, lamb, pork or chicken.

roast potatoes, cooked in fat which makes them incredibly tasty and crispy.

yorkshire pudding, beautiful creation.

vegetables, often cauliflower cheese, peas, carrots, leeks in a cheese sauce topped with bread crumbs.

many people pour gravy onto this dinner, this accompanies it wonderfully.

my grandma cooks a superb roast dinner on a sunday

by fit_gash June 16, 2008

dry roast

Having sexual intercourse with a dead English man.

Man, that dry roast last night was amazing!

by Petey B. May 30, 2006

Ham Roast

Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.

Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!

Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.

Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!

by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010