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Republican

(1) One who does not understand the concept of kindness, generocity, and compassion.

(2) One who believes that people in other countries are worthless, and may be used as pawns for any use deemed by fellow Republicans.

(3) One who constitutes "terrorism" as something only done by others, not themselves.

(4) One who enforces racism, inequality, a false entirely subjective God, and murder.

(5) One who is privileged enough to have inherited a lum of cash from their parents, that they need not worry about very real, very urgent social and monetary problems of others.
Thanks to Republicans little Johnny, your mother and father are being sent off to fight a non-threatening war so that our President can have more money, while we can't afford to buy new shoes even though they're too small.
by Peace August 15, 2006
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Republican Party

Person 1: The Republican Party are why I hate America!
Person 2: Hardout bro!
by mrfoyster February 7, 2012
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republican

1. Ignorant people, who like sending other people's kids to be shot to pieces so their shares in oil-companies will give them a comfortable retirement, in the few years before they burn in hell for eternity.

2. Those who's children should be drafted.
Republicans say the poor and the disabled only cost them money, so they want to have them killed in the line of 'patriotic duty', instead of their own whoring, drunk, trustfund offspring.
by Vincent Vega Sr September 3, 2005
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Agnostic Republican

A Republican who believe's in the republican way of life soley from their own beliefs and not someone elses(church)

They Are usually the most educated person in a debate.
I choose Republicans not for a higher grounds beliefs but from my own personal knowledge
by Capitolist revolution September 6, 2005
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repubican

Anyone who holds very traditional, moral, and christian views toward his own pubic hair.
Please, don't touch my bathing suit area! I'm a Repubican.
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republican sex

Sex between a grown man and young boy, which is later vehemently denied by the grown man after being recalled publicly by the young boy.
Too bad about the senator, his penchant for republican sex after church cast doubt on his staunch anti-gay voting record and ultimately necessitated his resignation.
by polkadotninja April 7, 2008
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Nickelback Republican

A person that lives in modest to poor conditions that votes for right wing and tea party extremist because they identify them as ass kickers and macho... even though it is most likely detrimental to their personal finances.
Believes ALL the problems in America are created by welfare queens, homosexuals, Muslims, illegal immigrants, atheists, and LIBERALS.
Comparable to a redneck or an asshole or a tea-bagger and usually a douche-bag.
Thinks that a Red Dawn event would be a good thing to get rid of all of those "pinko quairs" that hate 'Merica.
A Nickelback Republican believes EVERYTHING that is put on the air on Fox NEWS as is a fact rather than opinion.

A Nickelback Republican Worships Sean Hannity; Bill O'Reilly; Chuck Norris; George W. Bush; Ronald Reagan
by false pair o dime October 1, 2012
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