catch and release

to catch feces in your hand and throw it away

Jon was too tired to get out of the shower to poop and his poop was too big to stomp down the drain so he pulled a "catch and release" and tossed it into the toilet.

by jo_rel May 18, 2014

Release The Brakes

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.

"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004

Web Redemption

When the subject of an embarrassing viral video performs an act or series of acts that restore the public's respect for him or her, popularized by comedian Daniel Tosh on the show Tosh.0

The Afro Ninja achieved his web redemption by successfully doing a back flip without wiping out on Tosh.0

by jap285 March 2, 2010

release the doves

to commence ejaculation (male)

Cathy was late for work and needed to get in the shower, so she demanded that I release the doves.

by hinder90 June 1, 2006

Redemption Shower

The shower one has after a night of heavy drinking (where you either did something really stupid or can't remember what you did). A redemption shower is the only way to cleanse you of the sins from the night before. After a redemption shower all is forgotten and you can start all over again.

Waking up with a hangover Ben realized he was naked and lying on his neighbor's front lawn. Quickly he ran home for a "redemption shower".

by BTC77 April 7, 2010

Reemism

Its where you live by your own clock and not by the hours of light!

I practice Reemism

by suzimb July 6, 2010

Relephant

A person who doesn't like it when the conversation goes off-topic.

John: Yesterday I went to the store and bought some milk, by the way don't you hate it when bread gets soggy sometimes?
Mary: Why do you go off-topic like that? What happened in the store?
John: Oh Mary, stop being a Relephant.

by Reeonz October 13, 2013