Me: When I have enough time to reflect on the average humans life I realize how boring experiencing reality is.
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by joe da baker October 18, 2011
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A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.
Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
by Urban Source March 13, 2009
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*people are looking at moss*
Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!
Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.
Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.
Person 3: What's Sarcastic?
Also see:
Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm
Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!
Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.
Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.
Person 3: What's Sarcastic?
Also see:
Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm
by Lamaris The one and only April 15, 2010
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"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.
You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.
You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".
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"Masterbation Realization".
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Someone who acknowledges that humans are terrible by nature and that the only cure for everything is one of the population-destroying meteors that passes between the Earth and Moon twice a month.
by Squinty August 1, 2003
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There are a lot of artists online that you can goggle for, but one that comes to mind is some of the realism work by Josh DeHaan.
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