riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

riding crop

Whip used to sexually arouse and beat your man.

I beat my man with a riding crop.

by TWB's Girl March 18, 2008

raining cats and dogs

A literal explination for raining cats and dogs is that during heavy rains in 17-century England some city streets became raging rivers of filth carrying many dead cats and dogs. The first printed use of the phrase does date to the 17th centurey, when English playwright Richard Brome wrote in The City Witt (1652): "It shall rain dogs and polecats." His use of "polecats" certainly suggests a less literal explination , but no better theory has been offered. Other conjectures are the the hyperbole comes from a Greek saying, similar in sound, meaning "an unlikely occurrence," and that the phrase derives from a rare French word, catadoupe ("a waterfall"), which sounds a little like cats and dogs. It could also be that the expression was inspired by the fact that cats and dogs were closely associated witht the rain and wind the Northern mythology, dogs often being pictured as the attendants of Odin the strom god, while cats were believed to cause storms. Similar colloquial expressions include it's raining pirchforks, darning needles, hammer handles, chicken coops, and men.

Geeze, its raining cats and dogs out there!

by tree girl May 14, 2005

bull riding

when you are butt fucking a girl, you grab her tits, say "I have AIDS" and hold on.

TRY BULL RIDING

by guy15 February 26, 2010

riding the bull

(v.) The act of deliberately calling a girl her sister's name when engaing in intercourse...and seeing how long you can hold on before she bucks you off

I rode the bull for 6 seconds before I got thrown off.

by Hiz-ouse December 12, 2003

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

riding the donkey

Sex with a woman with a big booty.

See that girl over there with the big booty? I'm gonna be riding the donkey tonight.

by Dolphan April 23, 2006