cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

Ribs

The only things stopping me from sucking my own dick

Guy 1:Yo i tried sucking my dick yesterday but my Ribs stopped me i think ima get them removed tomorrow
Guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you man

by Fuckbois_6q February 27, 2020

RIB

Rib is commonly used when someone dies in a game.
Rib means Rest In Bitches.

Fuckboy1: "Fuck i just died"
Player2: "Damn RIB "

by JustStopJustno May 15, 2016

Rib Burglar

Eve. (Pejorative). The First woman per the Christian Bible. Can also refer to females of the human race.

Adam had enough of the Rib Burglar. Would she ever stop her incessant talking?

by Jody South July 2, 2024

Rib

a derogatory slur for a woman originating from Eve of Christian mythology. Typically used by paleoconservatives to demean women

John: She told me not to go to the party
Chad: Are you seriously going to let a rib tell you what to do?

by politicaldata October 11, 2020

Ribs

a filipino slang word for DESERVE

Alicia: Noo, i died when i was on the maze

Phoebe: LOL RIBS

by ughkuromi July 19, 2022

Rib

Groovy or cool a play at calling things hip.

I like your outfit it's so rib.

by Tasty Vinegar May 5, 2025