A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
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"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."
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-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."
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A phrase said to a person who gives commentary on his own story or gives opinions about their own beliefs.
A: man I don’t wan’t want to tell the story, it is very boring.
B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining
B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining
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