Quarantcleaning

noun/verb

Also
Quarantclean - noun/verb

the action of making something virally clean, especially the inside of a house during a pandemic.

Mom “The World Health Organization says to wash your hands regularly and thoroughly and self isolate to mitigate viral spread.”
Son “But, it’s St. Paddy’s Day, the guys are all going on a bender Downtown!
Mom “If you do go out, instead of helping me quarantclean the house and Nanna dies from the virus, you will be disowned. Lucy will get the house and Jocey will get the 41k”
Son “Fer fak sake... Jeeze, Mom! It is no different than the common cold. I ain’t quarantcleaning nothing!

by JonnyRock68 March 15, 2020

Quarantine Pussy

A girl who’s hot enough that you wouldn’t mind being stuck with her at home for long periods of time

Damnn that girl is so hot, she definitely has that quarantine pussy...

by Zephyrhillspapi March 17, 2020

Quaran-Quag

The feeling of boredom and sadness when stuck in quarantine from Corona. Slang for Quarantine Quagmire.

My friend: UGh I’m so bored.
Me: Yeah, I’m really feeling that Quaran-Quag.

by Qwacky March 19, 2020

quarantainment

The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.

Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.

by AmadeuS469 March 21, 2020

quarantinder

When you're so bored from being quarantined you fire up your tinder account to search for your quaranqueen

Hey bro what have you been up to the last couple weeks?

Dude I was so bored from self isolation and social distancing I ended up doing some quarantinder

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

quarancock

When you have potential exposure to an infectious virus and you go into 14 day quarantine where all you do is sit and home and rub the skin off your cock

Bro it's been 10 days and I have the worst case of quarancock! Can you pick me up some vaseline and leave it on my door step?

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quaranstream

Shows you stream while in quarantine.

Q: Hey what should I quaranstream?
A: Oh you should totally binge Criminal Minds, Greys Anatomy, Gossip Girl, and House MD!

by 0924Curran March 22, 2020