quam jam

when you take a girl home in your car after a night out and take her down a secluded back street and scuttle her no relising that the bitch is on her period and left a horrible messy mixture of period blood and quam on your seat.

Steven took a girl home after a heavy night out and shagged her on his car seat which left a davastating mess and left him with the worry of his girlfriend seeing the quam jam

by ste felch August 21, 2008

quam

Vaginal discharge also known as knicker slugs.

Jessy pulled her knickers to find quam in her gusset.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Quagmento

n: A fond or sentimental recollection of a cluster fuck.

I get all misty-eyed when the quagmento of Ian's freak out during the road trip filled my mind.

by florence GDC September 3, 2009

Quam

A ugly woman who thinks they are hot

Alexa: I’m so hot
Mike: shut up you quam bitch

by LamarJackson July 29, 2020

quample

Subtle, blending and into things around it.

The water was quample tasting.

by Pinky monkey June 27, 2022

Kentucky Quagmire

When you are banging a girl that's on her period and it's leaking out everywhere making a nasty bloody mess. Also diareaha could act as a possible substitute

"I was banging that girl for the other day and got stuck in her Kentucky Quagmire"

by Toby Pound Town October 30, 2017

omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions

Syria

"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".

by l0l_ March 18, 2022