Punkin

A term of endearment one received after carving their first Jack O Lantern.
An alternate definition is "The Pun King" also known as a meme lord

Hardy har har, you're such a Punkin..

by REBel Siren January 17, 2021

Punpking

The king of puns.

Person 1: Have you heard her puns? She's a punpking.
Person 2: A pumpkin?
Person 1: Yes, but also a pun-king!

by solcynor March 3, 2021

Pinking

Something dads talked about in the 1980s. Only they could hear it. No-one else knows what it is. Probably some kind of supernatural phenomena, like ghosts. Also called "knocking"

I was driving to work when I heard the pinking again.

by Jombambo Dodecahedron June 11, 2021

Pukingchickenface

The King Of Spam within Shitpost. A very chad man in shitpost as well.

Jannies Fear Him

Person1: Yo whos the guy spamming in shitpost main?
Person2: Thats just Pukingchickenface
Person1: What a chad

by ShitpostServerUser August 20, 2021

Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021

puking poodle

when you have sex with your wife in doggie position while they are vomiting into a toilet

Rachel was so sick last night, but I still gave her the puking poodle.

by lusty italian December 22, 2021

Punting

Punting means to delay or draft a action

I was punting on my homework, that resulted in my F grades.

by Petrifier January 27, 2023