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college puke

A term used by Joe Sixpacks and dittoheads to describe someone (usually a man) who has bettered himself through education, and will therefore be far more successful in life than the person using the term.

(Possible origin: U.S. military slang used by NCOs. Popularized in the 1987 movie "The Secret of My Success" and more recently on talk radio).
Just like a college puke to tell me Rush Limbaugh don't gots no facts! I bet you voted fer Obama too, socialist!

Saw Steve the other day. Since he went off to State, he's just a college puke who thinks he's too good to Beer Run with his good old boys!
by WordJones June 21, 2009
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Eat N' Puke

Eat N' Park (Which makes no sense)

People usually refer to Eat N' Park as Eat N' Puke if they do not like their food.
You actually like Eat N' Puke?
by Soljia March 3, 2005
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puker

A derogatory term for a tourist, originating in Alaska, coming from the image of tourists as seasick people on fishing charters.
"Man, did you see the pukers over there coming off the boat? They were green!"
by Tendai September 22, 2004
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Happy Go Pukey

Where you go around so fucking fast and end up laughing so hard that you have to do the abdominal voorheaves and a TREMENDOUS technicolor yodel all at the same time.
That dumb mother fucker spun around so fast on the tilt a whirl that we knew he had Happy Go Pukey syndrome when he got off and called hughie at least 30 times
by RSE February 26, 2003
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Pukerrific

Something so terrible, the only response musterable by mortals is to bring forth that which they last ate.
*insert barfing noises here*
by Trunks November 16, 2003
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Pukes O'Neil

Someone who pukes after only a few drinks. (Ranging from 1 to 4) One receives this title once leaving the toilet, or bush, and is from there on out "Pukes O'Neil." This may be reduced to "Pukes" whenever deemed necessary.
Beth walked out of the bathroom after vomiting her "two and a half shots," and became Pukes O'Neil from that point on.

"OY, PUKES!"
by SteveErwin August 26, 2009
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PukeShit

When you are either sick with the flu or hungover and feel an uncontrollable urge to puke, get on all fours, and because of the force of the puke, shit your pants.
My stomach was killing me and my head was spinning. I got down on my knees to hug the toilet because my glands were swelling and my mouth was salivating. When my stomach wretched to puke the force pushed the sickness from my bowels as well. I was left with my head in a toilet full of puke and my ass in pants full of shit. I experienced a PukeShit. I pukeshat myself.
by RebelLionJohn May 29, 2010
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