Pooprakkie

An intriguing yet hormonal dysfunctional individual.

The pooprakkie looked at me strangely but yet I was intrigued.

by Pooprakkie November 9, 2023

Procrashtination

'pro-crash-tin-a-shun' - the fine art of delaying, or attempting to delay or put off until a later time an inevitable disaster or catastrophic which is doomed to happen.

'Rishi Sunak is procrashtinating calling the UK General Election which is guaranteed to lose terribly.'

'The oil and gas industries believe passionately in procrashtination regarding climate change.'

by castlering February 13, 2024

Procraftination

to procraftinate is if you craft instead of doing your actual task. Common among ppl with ADHS or any avoiders with an artsy creative soul!

You, did you do your homework?

No dawg, Procraftination got me again and made this bong out of old beer cans instead!

Ah, I see. Nice bong though. Wanna hit it?

by Sarah Overknecht July 7, 2024

Procrastchorenating

The act of avoiding important tasks or responsibilities by doing chores that suddenly seem super urgent. A masterful blend of procrastination and housework, where washing dishes, vacuuming, or folding laundry becomes an Olympic sport, all in the name of avoiding the real work.

I had a 10-page paper due tomorrow, but somehow I ended up procrastchorenating by deep-cleaning my entire fridge and alphabetizing my spice rack. Guess who still hasn’t written a single word.

by jachilli October 15, 2024

Procrasinatingly

Procrastination but ending in "ly." This means doing everything last minute is better than if you would do it on time.

She is Procrasinatingly perfect.

by ahythizzhle November 22, 2024

Procracktinating

Procrastinating because you're high on crack. Usually involves talking about doing these things the whole time but never actually doing anything but crack.

I should have went to work instead of procracktinating!
Now I'm just high and drunk, and lost my job!

by Skidsy March 26, 2025

Procrastapoop

Procrastapoop (noun): The act of intentionally prolonging a bathroom visit under the guise of needing to poop, when in reality, you're just avoiding responsibilities—often accompanied by scrolling on your phone, deep existential thoughts, or watching an entire episode of a show while perched on the toilet. A hybrid of procrastination and poop, it's the ultimate escape for the modern overthinker.

'My husband will be along shortly, he has been having a procrastapoop'

by Summer964 May 18, 2025