Pootang

Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable.

Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.

Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.

Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff?

Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!

by Phoney_Mahoney March 21, 2022

pooty bo poot

A large Lady that took a hot fudge steamer on a dog.

Your mother is a pooty bo poot

by Bob seager April 1, 2007

pooter

release of gas. Like a fart. Often used in Hawai'i as a slang word.
can be used as a verb. 1. pooted. 2. poot.

Guy: *fart*
Girl: OMG did you...just fart? i can taste it! gross!
Guy: nooooo
Girl: OMG YOU DID YOU TOTALLY POOTED. you're such a stinky pooter! how could you poot on me!

by grumpypooper October 4, 2011

poot

A a sudden passing of gas that is neither heard or smelled, but can be felt as a bubble in the back of one's jeans.

Sitting in class, Jeremy was glad that no one had noticed him poot, but was still uncomfortable with the gas left in his pants.

by darles chickens January 7, 2010

pootang twister

the pootang twister is a sexual act, one which can be performed on or by anyone with a vagina. this act entails the performer, once engaged in said oral obligations to satisfy their partner with both attentive and exquisite attention paid to the clitoral area, this techniqe is performed to perfection by moving the tongue in a circular motion, creating an almost alphabetical maneuver, thus the pootang twister.

"yo did you ever have billy or timmy go down on you? yea, but they can't do the pootang twister like travis."

sex techniqe pootang twister

by t-dubs-12 December 1, 2009

poot chute

The rectum,or the place of exit commonly refered to as the butt hole.

That one came out of the poot chute with alot of power!

by Bird Dogg10 April 29, 2008

Pussy Poot

A big ass nasty fart that comes out of a girls cooter

damn I just walked by gerald's mom's room it smells so terrible i think she let out a pussy poot!

by bloodshit October 22, 2008