poft

the new posh toff word for arsehole

oww that man just raped my poft

by matthew moutos October 9, 2006

poofter

a gas plant fill in that carries a "purse for a lunch bag"

joel

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Proctophobia

Intense fear of a mans anus. This fear is generated from obessesive felching.

Dude he used to be a huge felcher but due to his Proctophobiahe cant look an ass in the hole!

by Dude March 27, 2005

Poofter

n;A needless excess, or troubelsome surplus

"Polynesian wallpaper made the face stand out, a mixture of Oriental and early vaudeville jazz poofter, forming a hard, beetle-like, triangular chin much like a praying mantis."

by Marjorie Stewart Baxter May 24, 2005

Poofter

Someone who is a faggot and sucks dicks for a living

Hey dude, check out those 2 poofters hand in hand, they must be on their way to the mardi gras where all faggots congregate.

by Tom Stravretis March 28, 2019

Poofter twin

having a twin brother and being a poofter with him

scored with primus

by Tyrell May 3, 2003

Proctor

When an individual or several people engage in behaviour likened unto ADD or downsyndrome.

Omg he thinks that cheese curing is cool... such a proctor

by spasmodamorphism May 14, 2006