sleep prints

The funny red marks you get on your face after falling asleep on your arm, books, etc.

Laura got the funniest sleep prints from falling asleep on her spiral notebook in study hall.

by Frenchielove00 November 19, 2009

Muddy foot print

When approaching the end of an anal sex session, find a nice light colored surface (ie linoleum, tile, wood), pull out and slap your chocolate covered meat down. This will leave a "muddy footprint".

Hey, did you see that sweet "muddy foot print" I left on the kitchen table?

by Richardo - X January 21, 2008

Dick printing

When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.

Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".

by Knowledge man April 27, 2020

pussy-print

the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each pussy-print.

The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her pussy-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the pussy-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.

by wouldaben December 19, 2010

pristiontale

1. the improper spelling of pristontale

See Pristontale

Pristiontale is spelt pristontale, you dont know how many people might need this.

by Bettermann February 27, 2005

Pricture

When a photo of someone makes them look like a complete prick. This is often the case when someone is either drunk or trying to impress someone else. The result is usually embarrassment when the person discovers what they looked like in the photo. Unless, of course, they are a prick and always act like that.

Ken: "Hey John, have you seen the pictures of last night on Facebook?"

John: "No, why?"

Ken: "There are some epic prictures of you, you were acting so stupid last night"

John: "Give it a rest"

by 5f17dd871da December 16, 2009

snail print

The juice or nectar that flows from the gash of an aroused female homosapien, when left as a straight swath of residue on some object (such as a couch or sheet) that made direct contact with the aforementioned gash.

Damn holmes, after I done crushed Meds in the hiney hine, she drag a big ole snail print across my moms new sectional couch.

Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.

by Buzz October 18, 2006