Premature Awakeulation

Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.

Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.

by VPizz January 14, 2008

Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.

Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.

by notwebster January 20, 2014

Ejacularum Prematurae

Little known 'spell' from the Harry Potter universe used by Professor Dumbledore to amuse himself.

Dumbledore: Why Severus, what is the trouble?

Snape: Headmaster, I am again having unclean thoughts regarding the student Hermione.

Dumbledore (shouting and pointing his wand): EJACULARUM PREMATURAE!

Snape: Oh. Great. Thanks.

Dumbledore: Severus, there are some kleenex in the washroom.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009

prehumous

The opposite of posthumous: of an award or honor, bestowed too early - i.e., before the recipient has performed the requisite meritorious acts - as opposed to too late - i.e., after the recipient has died.

Barack Obama's prehumous Nobel Peace Prize provoked scorn amongst his detractors and highlighted the extraordinary expectations of his supporters.

by The Majestic Plural October 12, 2009

preemptive puller

Someone who tries to open a car door before it's unlocked, making the driver have to unlock it again just for them.

Stop being a preemptive puller, it's annoying.

by M. Kempson December 28, 2005

Preemptor

A person who puts their hand on their nose before releasing flatuance, and therefore preempted their flatulance.

Laura is a preemptor

by canadiantina November 25, 2006

premature elaughulation

To laugh before the punchline.

Willy has a nasty case of premature elaughulation, I can't even finish my joke.

by Brawny7878 January 29, 2008