Precipiss

A special type of wilderpee where one urinates in nature at a special view point.

If it wasn't for the port-a-potties just before the saddle, I would have had an epic precipiss at the top of Angel's Landing.

Given the prevailing winds, one should think twice before launching a precipiss off the South Rim.

by Senor Jaime Dos April 21, 2011

Peginus

When you see a girl that is so repulsive that your dick shrinks back up into your body, thus creating a vagina where your penis normally belongs.

Jeremy: "Damn did you know that Mark is going out with Hope?"
Oliver: "Yea I know I got a Peginus when he introduced her to me!"

by chief thundercock June 13, 2011

pegis-tenderitis

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

by Beve Patty October 7, 2005

Perginity

The status of whether or not your friends have seen your penis.

Person 1:"Yeah I was in the gym locker room, sadly, I lost my perginity..."

by WTFWJD April 7, 2009

Precious

A derogatory way to describe someone who overreacts to something of low value or importance

"He is complaining over $2, he's so precious!"

by Cadj May 24, 2010

Pegicorn

Mixture of a pegasus and unicorn. Word first used by the lovely singer Taylor Swift.

A: What's that in the sky?
B: It's a pegicorn!

by Me ^^:3 June 11, 2011

precision

calm, controlling, livin it up, walkin through the hood, with the hood up, sippin on malt liquor

precision - when you straight

by leftside365 July 21, 2008