Portia

Portia is sweet and caring, she loves her friends and family. When she has a boyfriend she is down for them 110%. Anyone would be lucky to have a Portia in their lives! A down to earth type of girl who can be cheeky when she wants to be, but serious when she needs to be. You can trust her with your life and she is always willing to listen. Boys... if you’ve got a Portia never let her go, she will be the best thing that ever happens to you! There will always be something about her that will make you think of her! Once you hurt Portia she will only give second chances if she really loves you, and if she does, you truly are so lucky! Keep Portia nearby and never let her go!

Portia is someone you never want to loose.

by bestdefcorrected September 6, 2018

Porto Slam

A consensual act of intercourse inside a "Porto Potty" or temporary outdoor restroom whereby a third party interrupts the act by tipping it over.

Did you hear about Music Midtown last weekend? Jasper and this Alpha Pi were banging in the Porto Potty and I scored an epic cock block by Porto slamming them!

by Game on Tiny! October 17, 2018

portor

Probably gay, crimson chin, blue balls, weeb, weird scraggly beard, has friend with pedro stache, also friends with Jake Jake The Pancake Snake

Portor likes men.

by Left In Walmart November 12, 2018

Portology

A word used for popular/cool things. Only used on the 3rd Wednesday of every month.

"That apple tasted so portology!" said Will

by shoethousond February 18, 2020

portopottyphobia

fear of being traped in a dirty portopotty. result in fear of mobile toilets, and public washroom. side affect are sweating, heavy breathing, nervousness, shacking, and stress.
this is a very lethel condition and can cause arthrities, and early death

man walkes out of a portopotty. you: watch out! you might get portopottyphobia!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

porto potty mouth

1.Gets shit on and doesn't understand who the shit is on and tries to talk back with the same insult with a bit more sass but it doesn't work.
2.Will take any pill or smoke any bathsalt but never gets high just yells stupid gross stuff like a spaz.

Yo listen you ! You are too dumb to be here I dont want to hear your porto potty mouth.

by Urban Dick Tracey January 12, 2021

Portnoy hands

A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits

I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had Portnoy hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits

by tharulerr June 25, 2021