portacuban

Pronounced
(Poor-ta-cuban)
A person of both Cuban and porta rican descent. Portacuban's are commonly illegal immigrants

There are thousands of illegal portacubans entering America into Florida.

by Benjamin McGraw June 9, 2005

Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

Pootaco

an act of sexual celebration when a woman receives oral stimulation while taking a shit. (see blumpkin for male equivalent)

"Hmm i really enjoyed pootaco last night when i had that bad case of diarhea. Hopefully none of the stink got in my pink"

by COLLEGETEMPER January 8, 2009

Transfer Portal

College football's form of free agency where overhyped players can transfer to schools nobody cares about, i.e., WVU.

That 4-Star reject from Ohio State entered the transfer portal.

by drakesfavoriteteam January 15, 2019

partard

A person who is partly or semi retarded. They do not have all the characteristics of a fully retarded person, but possess a variety of similar afflictions.

"Was that guy retarded?"

"No, he was just partarded"

by Bee and Jay April 26, 2008

partae

A far superior way of spelling 'partay' and saying 'party'.

So dude, how was the partae?

It's not a party, it's a partae...

by Courtney-Jane July 27, 2005

phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket

I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia

by Bad mother fucker Beau Cater May 14, 2016