pop a condom

1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.

1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....

by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013

Pop a figgy

Rapid ejection of hard, compacted fecal matter in one’s underpants, typically brought on by a startling moment or a shocking sight.

Pop a figgy: I was hiking with my family yesterday when I accidentally stepped on a rattle snake. I popped a figgy then and there.

by skwurrelgirl July 2, 2016

pop a tent

Basically popping a boner in jeans

He made me pop a tent in math class

by Thomasisme December 7, 2016

Pop a smurf

To pop a smurf is like busting a nut.

Oh baby, imma bout to pop a smurf..

by ThePapaSmurf69 August 1, 2018

pop a b

slang for getting a boner. aka papa b

nathan met a hot girl.

friend: “you pop a b?”
nathan: “absolutely”

by slick rick 69 January 13, 2019

Pop a squiznot

Indeed, this expression does come from the hilarious (though certainly not classic) movie, 'I Love You, Man.' But it has nothing to do with wiping out. Sydney tells Peter to pop a squiznot during Peter's first visit to Sydney's man cave and he's gesturing for him to make himself at home. Since that movie is full of nonsensical and highly quotable made-up expressions, the more obvious conclusion is that to pop a squiznot means to take a seat.

Hey, man, pop a squiznot and let's discuss how you think wiping out has anything to do with this expression.

by Someone Who Has Seen the Movie August 6, 2022

pop a hemi

hemi deriving from the word hemorrhoid, when you are so mad that the pressure of you blood rises the point the loose rectal vessel combusts.

(*this isn't biologically accurate*)

ah man ur dad was so mad when i ding dong ditched his house, i thought he would pop a hemi.

by n.c404 July 23, 2022