Kyle: Hey, I took a term pooper yesterday.
Chris: How?
Kyle: I continuously crapped out a long string of feces. This came after I ate a really big supreme pizza.
Chris: I want to try doing that someday.
Chris: How?
Kyle: I continuously crapped out a long string of feces. This came after I ate a really big supreme pizza.
Chris: I want to try doing that someday.
by The Real Driller February 27, 2022

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.
by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012

A person who is just being an asshole or extremely toxic. This word describes a person that nobody would typically want to have as a friend.
Josh: God! Daniel is being such an ostrich pooper!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.
Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.
Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!
by Mr. Ostrich Man March 13, 2019

A person who has a weird condition where that can only eat plums and they do not get digested properly so when they pop it shoots out whole plums
by Kk ligma July 11, 2019

A person who snoops at poop in the lawn. Most likely dogs but possibly humans to. They like poop, pee, and vampires nuts. If you ever meet a pooper snooper you will probably get poop chucked at you. Never get to close you could get buried in poop!
by Tlp<<33333 November 3, 2011

by pooper king December 10, 2011

Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)
by Tyler November 12, 2004
