polishing Yul Brenner's head

Masturbatory term.

My mom said I'd grow hair on my palms if I kept polishing Yul Brenner's head, but I'm determined to wear that hair off.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

polish the floorboards

Eating shaved pussy

Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch

by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016

polish side car

Riding his kielbasa till he kapousta's in her golabki.

She road me like a polish side car

by The Polish Wanker April 21, 2017

Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

polish fedora

When you get furloughed from work.

Hollywood: Why are you so sad, Slip?
Slippy T: I got the Polish Fedora today, I don't know how I'm going to pay the rent.

by Gogh Rawski March 27, 2020

Polish Blowjob

Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).

Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?

George: A Polish Blowjob.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

polish piñata

The act of defecating on a partners back and covering with a blanket, then stomping repeatedly.

Jarid gave me the best Polish Piñata after sex last night!!

by macsam98 February 17, 2021