Philosophical Dick

When you give dick so well or so bad that your partner contemplates the meaning of life, their place in the universe, and or what they did to deserve it.

His philosophical dick was so good all I could do was sit and contemplate the universe.

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher

Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”

by LuckDog November 29, 2017

philosophy

Logical reasoning to determine nature of reality, basis for all truth including science and the scientific method. All fact and scientific conclusions must square with philosophical reasoning.

That conclusion can't be right because philosophically it is illogical

by wes July 24, 2003

Philosophy

A course that many college students are required to take as part of their core curriculum. The subject consists basically of all the shit you would think about when you are high.

Tom: Did you understand anything from Goldstein's philosophy class?
Brian: Nah, dude, I'm way to sober... we have to bake before next class.
Tom: Forshizzle

by TheColonelSanders October 27, 2010

philosophies

Pl. of philosophy.

There are as many philosophies as there are people.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

philosophical discussion

A blowjob

We had a philosophical discussion last night.

You blew him?!

by sheeyat July 13, 2014

homeless philosopher

a burnout, a failure, a kid with no future besides prison, someone with a million ideas that require someone else to fund them, and still lives at his parents at 30

my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"

by shresdthesupergnargnar April 12, 2015