pempsi

A very sexy woman who is also a very kind person

That girl was pempsi as hell

by Oosy June 11, 2018

pepsi bandit

The most notorious criminal ever to roam the earth, Wanted in 20 countries for stealing Pepsi's. Some say they have seen him leaving the Crime scene on a scooter with a hot bitch on his massive shlong.

Mike: My Pepsi's missing

Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit

Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!

by Shlong NF1 October 20, 2020

diet pepsi lime

A diet pepsi with lime flavoring. A.K.A. the most amazing summer beverage in the entire world.

Customer: "Excuse me, do you have any diet pepsi lime?
Clerk: "nope"
Customer: "Well that is an epic fail

by Nightingale Dawn July 29, 2009

Head from Pepps

The action of receiving oral sex from a girl with nipples that look like pieces of pepperoni.

Ethan: Who are you going to prom with?
Matt: I am going with Pepps.

Ethan: What are you going to do after?
Matt: I am getting Head from Pepps.

by bennie22 January 6, 2020

Pop sum percs

Take some painkillers or drugs for pain
(Advil, antibiotics)

Imma pop sum percs and not give af

(Advil)

by KaylynA. January 27, 2020

periscope

signing on AIM, checking if your stalking target(s) is there, and signing off if she's not, giving the appearance of a periscope breaking the surface and submerging again

It's damn creepy how Ben periscopes for Martina every night after their breakup.

by BMDubbs January 11, 2008

pepsi

a crappy version of coke,

also it has a terrible after taste,

person 1:"can i have a coke"

person 2:"sorry, we only have pepsi.is that ok?"

person 1:"i dont know, is monopoly money okay?"

by amkv123 February 21, 2010