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Mcdonalds patriot

An American who thinks they are super patriotic because they put the american flag all over everything and yell at their tv screens when people protest during the national anthem. But don't really care about anyone in the country other than themselves.
She is a McDonalds patriot. She will tell at you for "disrespecting the troops" but won't even make eye contact with the homeless veterans because she thinks they all deserve it

He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare
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Pseudo-patriot 

One who holds great pride in one's own nationality or culture, to the point of looking down upon other nations or cultures, often assuming stereotypical misrepresentations, prejudices, or inferiority to one's own nation or culture.
Examples of Pseudo-patriot Englishmen:

"Amongst a multiplicity of other topics, we took occasion to talk of the different characters of the several nations of Europe; when one of the gentlemen, cocking his hat, and assuming such an air of importance as if he had possessed all merit of the English nation in his own person, declared that the Dutch were a parcel of avaricious wretches; the French a set of flattering sycophants; that the Germans were drunken sots and beastly gluttons; and the Spaniards proud, haughty and surly tyrants: but that in bravery, generosity, clemency, and in every other virtue, the English excelled all the world." -Oliver Goldsmith in 'National Prejudices'.
Pseudo-patriot by SparkySouls September 24, 2020

Jihadi Patriot

Extremists portraying themselves as God and Country loving Patriots of the United States of America.Individuals that may be delusional and living within an alternate reality as they commit acts of domestic terrorism against their fellow American Citizens.
President Trump embraced the acts of the Jihadi Patriots as his new political party after inciting the insurrection on the Nation's Capitol Building on January 6, 2021.
Jihadi Patriot by Creativelingo February 2, 2021

Honored Patriot 

A sex move where after you cum while having sex with an ethnic woman you yell "God Bless America!"
Man 1: Look at Tom, he is one honorable man of America with his flag and gun.
Man 2: You already know he pulls the honored patriot move on that sweet Latin assistant of his on the fourth of July.
Man 1: No question about it.
Honored Patriot by NollyPolly March 12, 2021

Freedom loving warrior patriot 

Someone that is often more than happy (whatever that might be) to prove your point that they're a fucking moron.
She was a freedom loving warrior patriot of honor that somehow still didn't actually hold anything sacred enough to honor it.

a patriot 

a righteous child who, while clearly more intelligent than the usual jingoistic flag-waver, has indeed been taken in by the political lies of the american government.
free speech in the usa? not in my lifetime, or yours.
a patriot by dave13 July 17, 2003

The Patriot 

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman, he requests or physically suggests that she assume a kneeling position before him pre-climax. He then ejaculates upon her face, aiming for the nose, cheek, and forehead, and retrieves an American styled "confetti popper" from a garment pocket or nearby cabinet/nightstand. He then recites a line from the movie "The Patriot" and yanks the cord, initiating a facial spangling of red, white, and blue confetti.
When he gave Angela "The Patriot" this time, he said, "Aim small, miss small!"
The Patriot by Peter Tolosa September 5, 2012