Parking Zen

The natural ability for certain people to drive to a large venue parking area (concert, shopping, whatever..) and invariably locate a parking spot, in the best possible place.

Others do not possess this and end up in the satellite parking lots.

Despite Black Friday crowds, Rick found a upfront parking space at the mall in record time because of his parking zen.

by Dawgmum November 15, 2009

parking camper

A person, who in a heavily populated city insists on their self-importance by blocking traffic on the street or in a parking lot or parking structure while waiting for a person, who appears to be leaving to exit their parking spot.

Oh, we got another parking camper. Look at that selfish piece of excrement, he's been holding up traffic for over a minute in the hopes that the person is about to leave their spot.

by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

parking lot pretty truck

A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.

Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.

by RealTruckOwner May 12, 2016

Pervin Mervin

A phrase used to describe discreet female masturbation.

An act of rubbing ones vagina on another object discreetly.

It is not believe that an orgasm can be reached when Pervin Mervin, but rumours have been heard of rare occasions where this may happen.

I caught her Pervin Mervin on the Rocking horse..
Have you seen Lucy? She's probably Pervin Merivn somewhere.

by TheRandom One June 14, 2017

parinishta

As the word 'Pari' suggests, she's a fairy, once she comes into your life, she'll brighten it up and make you feel happy. An amazing and cheerful friend, with footsteps so flighty it seems like she's flying.

Parinishta is one of the sweetest people I've met.

by heart smith August 29, 2018

Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.

I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..

by Cakeparker November 16, 2018

parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.

The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.

by PhillipD33zNutZ June 8, 2019