The main cause of dispair in most asian teenagers' lives. Here are some major characteristics of asian parents:
1. They still enforce a FUCKING BED TIME for their children, even if they are in high school.
2. They almost never give their children money.
3. Whenever their kid gets a gift or money from someone else, the parents usually gives them to someone else.
4. The only hairstyles allowed for their children are bowl cut and buzz cut.
5. They force their children to do work and chores all day when they just watch asian movie series all day long.
6. The mom often bitch slaps her child when the child did something wrong" ie. spilled a couple of drops of milk on the floor. The dad punches/whacks/shoves intowall until the child starts crying for similar "offenses".
7. Anything lower than an A is considered a failure. If an asian child gets a B or something, he/she expects a beating at home.
8. There is no such thing as a good grade in an asian home.
9. Typical home made asian cuisine is rice, fish, chicken, and vegetables. Except that they are all poorly cooked and taste worse than partially digested milk.
10. If a male asian teenager's parents see him so much as TALKING with a girl, they will accuse him of having sex with her even if he was merely asking her for something like homework.
11. Asian parents often treat their children like they are 5 years old and claim that they do so because they "care" about their children.
12. They usually speak in Engrish.
1. They still enforce a FUCKING BED TIME for their children, even if they are in high school.
2. They almost never give their children money.
3. Whenever their kid gets a gift or money from someone else, the parents usually gives them to someone else.
4. The only hairstyles allowed for their children are bowl cut and buzz cut.
5. They force their children to do work and chores all day when they just watch asian movie series all day long.
6. The mom often bitch slaps her child when the child did something wrong" ie. spilled a couple of drops of milk on the floor. The dad punches/whacks/shoves intowall until the child starts crying for similar "offenses".
7. Anything lower than an A is considered a failure. If an asian child gets a B or something, he/she expects a beating at home.
8. There is no such thing as a good grade in an asian home.
9. Typical home made asian cuisine is rice, fish, chicken, and vegetables. Except that they are all poorly cooked and taste worse than partially digested milk.
10. If a male asian teenager's parents see him so much as TALKING with a girl, they will accuse him of having sex with her even if he was merely asking her for something like homework.
11. Asian parents often treat their children like they are 5 years old and claim that they do so because they "care" about their children.
12. They usually speak in Engrish.
Examples of asian parents:
1. Dad can I go watch a movie with my friend? It's saturday.
No! It already 10:30! Get to bed NOW!!!
2. Mom can I have $2 for lunch today?
No go earning it yourself.
3. Mom why did you give my gift card away to some random asian dude?
Because you don't are needing it.
4. Dad: I give you haircut now!
Kid: But my hair isn't even long.
Dad: I don't care! You look like girl! Come over here before I take away you TV and compute privalwoeigb *privaleges*awoiwebgio(word to complicated to process)
5. Dad can I go outside for a while? I just finished a whole SAT.
No! Go do another!
6. Self explanatory
7. Kid: Oh fuck I just got an 88 on my math test.
Friend: You're fucked when you get home...
8. Mom can I go hang out with my friends I just got a 100 on my math test!
Why you no get extra credit? Stay home and study so you get extra credit next test.
9. Self explanatory
10. Mom: Who you talking to on phone?
Kid: Nobody
Mom: Let me listen *snatches phone*
Mom: *in phone* HARRO? WHO THIS?
Girl: Ummm... hi
Mom: *hangs up* Why you talk with girl? You get in bed with her?
11. Dad can you please stop peaking into my room?
No. I have to make sure you no using drug or do illegal things.
12.
Put some suntan rotion on you skin so you no get skin cansa!
You must show me compute history every day so i making sure you no looking at irregal web site!
Why you no get 100? When I little kiddie I arways get perfecting test score with extra credit addeding to score!
I hate you! You no never behaving, always thinking about play. Arr you thinks about are eat, sreep, game. Why cannot you act rike the perfected kid that I wanting you to be? You just an razy stupiding kid who cannotingedry act applopliatery and you justing never not no study!!!
1. Dad can I go watch a movie with my friend? It's saturday.
No! It already 10:30! Get to bed NOW!!!
2. Mom can I have $2 for lunch today?
No go earning it yourself.
3. Mom why did you give my gift card away to some random asian dude?
Because you don't are needing it.
4. Dad: I give you haircut now!
Kid: But my hair isn't even long.
Dad: I don't care! You look like girl! Come over here before I take away you TV and compute privalwoeigb *privaleges*awoiwebgio(word to complicated to process)
5. Dad can I go outside for a while? I just finished a whole SAT.
No! Go do another!
6. Self explanatory
7. Kid: Oh fuck I just got an 88 on my math test.
Friend: You're fucked when you get home...
8. Mom can I go hang out with my friends I just got a 100 on my math test!
Why you no get extra credit? Stay home and study so you get extra credit next test.
9. Self explanatory
10. Mom: Who you talking to on phone?
Kid: Nobody
Mom: Let me listen *snatches phone*
Mom: *in phone* HARRO? WHO THIS?
Girl: Ummm... hi
Mom: *hangs up* Why you talk with girl? You get in bed with her?
11. Dad can you please stop peaking into my room?
No. I have to make sure you no using drug or do illegal things.
12.
Put some suntan rotion on you skin so you no get skin cansa!
You must show me compute history every day so i making sure you no looking at irregal web site!
Why you no get 100? When I little kiddie I arways get perfecting test score with extra credit addeding to score!
I hate you! You no never behaving, always thinking about play. Arr you thinks about are eat, sreep, game. Why cannot you act rike the perfected kid that I wanting you to be? You just an razy stupiding kid who cannotingedry act applopliatery and you justing never not no study!!!
by asdfsadfdsfasdsfadfsdafasd August 17, 2009
Get the Asian parents mug.Asian parents.... they seem like any other type of parents... don't they? Well, I guess you're wrong. These are the people that start getting a whole load of us Asian kids upset. Here are some things that happened to me:
1. Not letting their kids play real sport, like rugby union, claming that it will affect their studies and it's too dangerous. Eventually, they'll let you play... but you gotta wait forever.
2. If you don't get good grades, you're screwed. They'll hit you and kill you until you promise to study harder for the next exam.
3. They don't care about your physical health and social life, they just care about your studies.
4. They want you to be a doctor/dentist. No way...
5. They want the best school for you... no matter if it's 2 hours away.
6. You got all A's and just one F in your report card. They'll kill you and belt you for that F.
7. Your parents see a girl hug you at the age of 16. They belt you because the girl hugged you.
8. You play games for over one hour. Asian parents will kill you for it.
9. Got into a sporting gala day? Asian parents wont let you go because they're worried about you missing out on a day of school. Gosh damn, it's only ONE DAY!
10. Every evening it's rice, rice, rice and more rice.
11. "Don't watch MTV, study! You're wasting your time on watching uselsss music videos!" says Asian parents.
These are just 11 of thousands of wrong things that Asian parents do to you. From this, it is sensible to infer that a majority of Asian parents are just dickwads.
1. Not letting their kids play real sport, like rugby union, claming that it will affect their studies and it's too dangerous. Eventually, they'll let you play... but you gotta wait forever.
2. If you don't get good grades, you're screwed. They'll hit you and kill you until you promise to study harder for the next exam.
3. They don't care about your physical health and social life, they just care about your studies.
4. They want you to be a doctor/dentist. No way...
5. They want the best school for you... no matter if it's 2 hours away.
6. You got all A's and just one F in your report card. They'll kill you and belt you for that F.
7. Your parents see a girl hug you at the age of 16. They belt you because the girl hugged you.
8. You play games for over one hour. Asian parents will kill you for it.
9. Got into a sporting gala day? Asian parents wont let you go because they're worried about you missing out on a day of school. Gosh damn, it's only ONE DAY!
10. Every evening it's rice, rice, rice and more rice.
11. "Don't watch MTV, study! You're wasting your time on watching uselsss music videos!" says Asian parents.
These are just 11 of thousands of wrong things that Asian parents do to you. From this, it is sensible to infer that a majority of Asian parents are just dickwads.
I got 97% in my test, my Asian parents are going to kill me. - Typical Asian kid
I got a Satisfactory in my report... I'm dead. - Typical Asian kid dictated by Asian parents
Fuck! I'm into summer school, when did I even register? - Asian kid
I got a Satisfactory in my report... I'm dead. - Typical Asian kid dictated by Asian parents
Fuck! I'm into summer school, when did I even register? - Asian kid
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on rare occasions, you have the asian mother who is somewhat whitewashed and doesnt giv a fuck cuz she has her perfect son to worry about instead of paying attention ot her dumbass daughter. but the father fits the stereotypes 110% of the time.
grade scale:
A- acceptable
B- bullshit
C- cunt
D- death
F- there is no such thing
SAT:
2400- well no one gets this score
2300- brags about you to other asian parents
2200- expected
2100- why didnt you get a 2200?
2000- maybe a U.C.
1900- okay
1800- alright
1700- acceptable
1600- fail
anything below 1600 and you will be disowned and promised to be kicked out the day you turn 18
on rare occasions, you have the asian mother who is somewhat whitewashed and doesnt giv a fuck cuz she has her perfect son to worry about instead of paying attention ot her dumbass daughter. but the father fits the stereotypes 110% of the time.
grade scale:
A- acceptable
B- bullshit
C- cunt
D- death
F- there is no such thing
SAT:
2400- well no one gets this score
2300- brags about you to other asian parents
2200- expected
2100- why didnt you get a 2200?
2000- maybe a U.C.
1900- okay
1800- alright
1700- acceptable
1600- fail
anything below 1600 and you will be disowned and promised to be kicked out the day you turn 18
kid #1: why cant u go to the bonfire tonight?
kid #2: i'm not allowed to stay out late...even though im 17.
kid #1: oh thats right i forgot u were asian.
kid #2: im just gonna smoke a bowl in my room with the door locked so i can escape for a few hours.
kid #1: are you grounded
kid #2: no. i have asian parents.
kid #2: i'm not allowed to stay out late...even though im 17.
kid #1: oh thats right i forgot u were asian.
kid #2: im just gonna smoke a bowl in my room with the door locked so i can escape for a few hours.
kid #1: are you grounded
kid #2: no. i have asian parents.
by bobisnotmyrealname June 13, 2009
Get the asian parents mug.Asian parents hold extremely high expectation for their children. To name a few, they sign their kids up for math tutoring sessions at an early age, they force their kids to pick up instruments (probably the piano or the violin), and finally, they demand perfection in the academic field. Furthermore, they are definitely going to sign their children up for ACT and SAT prep before the kids enter high school. If their child perform "poorly" (98 percentile) on a standardized test, Asian parents will make sure that they retake the test, and will also tell their child that they will never succeed because of one test. Asian parents also have a hatred towards electronics. If they are generous, they will allow their children to play up to 15 minutes per week, but nothing else. They also like to confiscate electronics if their kids performs "poorly" (A-) on a test. They will blame the electronic for the poor grade. If their kid were to get a 99 on a test, the it was the computer's fault. Finally, Asian parents completely disregard their children's feelings. By holding their children to such high expectations, the child often feels like a failure because he got an A instead of an A+. When confronted by their kids, Asian parents will claim that they "know better" because they are adults. An Asian kid will often see his American friend having a great time on Spring break, but will never get to know what it's like because of their parents.
Asian parents: Son, you have only studied the ACT for 2 hours and have only made 4 posters for science fair. Study more or you will work in McDonald's for the rest of your life!
Kid: It's Winter break. Chill.
Asian parents: Define the word "break."
Kid: Fuck
Asian parents: *beat child for swearing* There is no break for you! You need to catch up!
Kid: I'm already 4 years ahead!
Asian parents: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Kid: It's Winter break. Chill.
Asian parents: Define the word "break."
Kid: Fuck
Asian parents: *beat child for swearing* There is no break for you! You need to catch up!
Kid: I'm already 4 years ahead!
Asian parents: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
by that_asian_guy March 24, 2020
Get the Asian Parents mug.Parents from India/Pakistan/Bangladesh who are extremely strict. They share most of the traits as asian parents except they are CHEAP! heres more traits of Desi Parents.
1.STUDYSTUDYSTUDY! They think you should always be studying and focused on your studies even when its summer!
2. If they see you within one meter of the opposite sex that is around your age and not related to you they will freak out.
3. They are very strict and make no sense but still try to prove that they have a good reason for not letting you do something or go somewhere.
4. They are very cheap people. They'll be cutting out coupons and looking at ways for saving money. They'll keep stuff stocked in the pantry and their number one rule is to NEVER buy things on regular price.
5. They are racist. Even if its just a little bit.
6. If you ask to do something simple like hang out with your friends they automatically think you've become to westernized and have secret boyfriends/girlfriends and stuff.
1.STUDYSTUDYSTUDY! They think you should always be studying and focused on your studies even when its summer!
2. If they see you within one meter of the opposite sex that is around your age and not related to you they will freak out.
3. They are very strict and make no sense but still try to prove that they have a good reason for not letting you do something or go somewhere.
4. They are very cheap people. They'll be cutting out coupons and looking at ways for saving money. They'll keep stuff stocked in the pantry and their number one rule is to NEVER buy things on regular price.
5. They are racist. Even if its just a little bit.
6. If you ask to do something simple like hang out with your friends they automatically think you've become to westernized and have secret boyfriends/girlfriends and stuff.
Daughter: Mama can I go to the movies with my friends Samantha?
Desi Parents: What? Do you have secret boyfriends now? Do you want to wear short skirts? First this! Soon you'll be running away from home with your American boyfriend! HOW DARE YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Daugher: ..........
Desi Parents: What? Do you have secret boyfriends now? Do you want to wear short skirts? First this! Soon you'll be running away from home with your American boyfriend! HOW DARE YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Daugher: ..........
by Desigirl786 June 13, 2011
Get the Desi Parents mug.Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents, often abbreviated as SS&P is a british reality series following groups of 18-20years old on their first girls/lads holiday in Greece or Spain. The teens think they are away from their parents but their parents are following and watching them throughout their holiday, revealing themselves on the last day.
The show is not staged though on the second and even more on the third series all the participants were suspecting what it was about.
The show is not staged though on the second and even more on the third series all the participants were suspecting what it was about.
How can all the parents on Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents end up saying how proud they are of their kids?
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