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Pardon My French

When you stick your cock up a girl's ass (or keister) without asking her. Then, she gets angry and says stop but you continue for at least 15 more seconds until stopping. Then, you pull-out and say Pardon My French.
Pardon My French Guy 1: I stuck it up this girl's Keister last night it was tight! She must have wanted me to stop cause she was screaming stop!!!! But i did'nt stop right away i kinda ignored her for 20 seconds or so.
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta go with the flow and just stick it up the poop shute.
Guy 1: Ya, i know what you mean. I hope that she can Pardon My French.
by Devastat1oN_ February 11, 2009
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Parson Brown

A man of cloth who should be removed from his position for putting one or more boys in a position they should never have to experience. Ever.
Little Joey said he had been “Parson Brown”ed in the rectory during Christmas Mass.
by Beagoodperson December 22, 2019
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Dolly Parton

As a refference to the song workin 9-5, you line up 9 shots of tequilla and 5 shots of jack daniels and drink it all in under 2 minutes.
Jimmy: Bro last night i did a dolly parton bro...9 tequillas and 5 JD.

Tony: How was it?

Jimmy: Dude i passed out in my civic. But bro my civic she boots!!
by JorgeSanchez April 14, 2008
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parmony

The feeling of satisfaction achieved after eating a chicken parma.
They used a whole breast fillet, 3 cheeses and topped it off with bacon bits and oregano - I feel total parmony right now.
by Steggsy April 4, 2009
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Pardon My Homo

A phrase to excuse inadvertent gayness on the part of a straight male.
Dude, his tie doesn't even match his shirt. Woah, pardon my homo, sorry guys.
by Pardon My Homo February 24, 2011
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pardon my zinger

Zing.

To Zing (syn: pwn), is to viciously point out flaws, with relentless, uncaring effort. The term "Burn" was overused, and therefore had died. From its ashes rose several new terms, such as Snap, and Zing. To be Zing is bliss, and neverending once you have it.
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Zing
"Should you need to think about a comeback, or something to retort, it is no longer a Zing, but a common insult".
by Gari August 29, 2005
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Jim Parsons

(UK definition)

A person who can't play another role than himself.
If every actors were like Jim Parsons, the Oscars would be called the Big Brother Awards.

Abbrev. : JP, e.g., to be a JP, to act like a JP.

Antonym : Brad Pitt, a person who can run, who can field, who can throw, who can hit and who can hit with power.
Director : "It's your turn, let me see what you got"
Actor : "hum, hum... to BE or not to BE !!!"
Director : "Well, you're a big fat JP ! I guess your role will be the doorknob..."
Actor : "That's not fair, I'm not a Jim Parsons!"
by Franciscus Lupus May 14, 2016
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