Planting

The action of putting any sort of plant seeds inside a woman’s vagina before, during, or after sex and letting them grow inside of her until she has a plant coming out of her pussy.

Me and my girlfriend tried planting and in 9 months we should have a sunflower.

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020

Vertical Planking

To vertical plank, to hang from a ledge/bar or any other things able to be gripped with the hand. Using only your hands, hang in a complete vertical position, elevating, as if standing. The higher/more dangerous the plank, the more skilled the plank.

™©® Vertical Planking, created by Benjamin Poletti

Credited to Alidad Aynetchi

"Hey Jonathan. Check it out I'm vertical planking off the side of this escalator. While going up!"

by DanteLillyTigger November 11, 2011

Volume Balancing

Usually taking place at night time when one's whole family is asleep, it is the art of watching something on TV, and turning the volume up and down so as not to disturb others, while keeping the volume enjoyable for yourself.

Ben: The explosion scene is coming up! Let me turn down the volume so I don't wake up my mom...

Max: Dude, nice volume balancing!

by MKU May 2, 2012

planing

The act of rubbing feces or lubricant on someone's back and proceeding to slide across them with your arms outspread as if you were a plane.

Sam, my aunt taught me what planing is yesterday!

by RuralLexicographer December 11, 2016

Planking

PLANKING - also known as "planksters" the art of laying perfectly still like a plank of wood in weird places like on mailbox, a basket ball hoop and stairs. you then take pictures and upload them to the planking facebook page so other planksters can try to out do yours.

person 1 - joe i'm bored lets bake a cake or something
person 2 - baking is gay lets go planking stuff
person 1 -that sounds extremely dumb and dangerous but i love it lets go plank the Sydney harbor bridge!
person 2 - that's such a great idea and then lets facebook it!

by missplankton June 7, 2011

Prancing Ninny

Similar to a Dense nancy, frail or flighty person that likes to dance among flowers yet is oblivious to their own destructive behavior. It is Often used to be suggestive to the behavior of a Flaming gay, who acts like a dumb blond but can also apply to a straight guy.

One of Zoolander's model roommates that went out flaming in the gas station fight, would be a perfect example of a Prancing Ninny.

by John O. B. April 11, 2009

Planking

The act of rigidly laying face-down on anything(floor, rails, signs, etc.)

Person 1: "Hey did you hear about that guy that got arrested for planking on a police car?"

Person 2: "Well it was his fault. He was trying to do a plank that had already been done."

by Woody A. June 9, 2011