putín

Spanish slang for a small minded manwhore

This guy is a simple putín,

by Elhenaine March 6, 2019

Anya Petain

A swedish prostitute, well known on the streets since 1996. She was approached in 2009 by a model management company, and her career took off. She is a very successful supermodel, and has appeared in many campaigns for famous designers.

The success story of Anya Petain is so inspiring. I wish that would happen to me.

by flavorflaaaaaav August 28, 2011

Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011

Vladimir Putin

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination

Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 1, 2022

putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

puttin on the ritz

When one (usually a male) dresses up to go out looking suave and devinare (not a shirt and sum slacks i mean---- shoes shined, pants pressed, shirt iron, clean socks jacket and a hat

Yo, i got this new girl, she so up class its a bitch cuz i gotta put on the ritz for her, but as long as i get her sweet ass.

by alchemist metalhead January 1, 2005