pumped her up

get someone 'preg-o-not', or 'with child'

john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!

by michael foolsley August 30, 2010

gettin pumped

When you are getting fucked in the asshole.

Man im never stayin the night at his house again i was gettin pumped in my sleep.

by Pirates May 30, 2006

Pumped My Gun

When you got a hand job.

Your mom pumped my gun in the car when she drove me home.

by prizedflavor January 31, 2010

Horse Pumped

To get fucked hard or fucked over .

Your boss just horse pumped you for your pay raise...what a prick

I just horse pumped this bitch, my nuts are drained.

by Swiper.no.swiping October 1, 2008

penis pumpery

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.

Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"

by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010

texas double pumper

to use both your hands while finger banging some slut in a pumping manner, four fingers mininmum.

i gave that cunt sarah leader a texas double pumper

by badtouch October 8, 2008

pumpus

Velvet covered belly or
Darius’s 2001-2002 long haircut or
Excrement bag or
Boulevard (pronounced how it’s spelled)or
Street thugs named “Poog” and “Beans” or
The black bulb in the toilet tank or
Anna Schwed’s head on Halloween or
British farmlands or

"That's the last time you leave that pumpus in my house!"

by Ariel Emadi January 28, 2004