Pork on a spork

A policeman on a bicycle.

"Pork on a spork! Everybody stay cool."

by Mondeblue February 23, 2013

Pork belly

A pork belly is a country alcoholic kind of guy that eats too much

John's pork belly is popping out of his buttoned shirt.

by Cuntryyyyboy May 29, 2017

Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Pork Snatching

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.

Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.

by Udps October 8, 2019

pork soldier

Yet another term for penis.

Fritz enjoys it when I stick him with my pork soldier.

by mirg April 2, 2008

Pork Ranger

An obsessive, over-zealous and egotistical Park Ranger who feels a need to ticket drivers for speeding, typically on roads outside of his or her jurisdiction.

Better slow down, those Pork Rangers will ticket you for five miles over the limit!

by Jock Cousteau August 11, 2008

Pork Salad

n. Sexual intercourse with a Vegan.

My Vegan boyfriend's coming over tonight and he's bringing the Pork Salad.

by Miz Larreau March 29, 2009