Captain Obvious

i AM Captain Obvious!

*points to himself*

by Keile February 7, 2004

Captain Obvious

A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.

"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

captain obvious

See Legolas for further definition.

"......a diversion!"

by Draith March 30, 2005

obvi

Obvi is a concise derivative of the word obvious or obviously. It is pronounced "ov-ee" - easier said than read - and is popular among Brits. It came over to America and was pretty much spread 'round the US like an STD. Obvi was invented shortly after the English sent people to the US for colonization. The English were becoming more and more infuriated with these new colonists, and lost their patience with these rebels. A poor American was caught saying "obvi" on accident, and the Brits began to say it mockingly. Unfortunately, the mockers saw their foolish mockery become a worldwide trend. And a darn good one at that.

Stupid: "Yo mama teeth so yellow, she something something something about butter!"
You: "Obvi"

Other: "That movie was dumber than dumb."
You: "That's obvi."

by Ash Money April 9, 2006

obvs

a short form for the word obviously, commonly used by Liz and her friends.

"I'm obvs going out tonight."
"The grey sweater is obvs the only nice one."
"She obvs failed miserabley."

by LIZI. September 18, 2008

Obvi

A shortened version of "obvious" or "obviously."

That girl is obvi 20 pounds overweight.

Are you going out tonight?
Obvi!!

by anm4a June 28, 2004

Obviously a white boy

When somebody is obviously a white boy

That white boy is skanking like a wet fanny three days before nigas hyping blushed. Obviously a white boy.

by Meat cleaver milne May 5, 2009