When you are about to nut and you throw balck pepper at her.
She sneeze and her pussy muscles contract while u are busting a nut inside
She sneeze and her pussy muscles contract while u are busting a nut inside
by Ben_solo January 7, 2018
Get the sneeze lockmug. The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.
“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
by Afm3 November 12, 2017
Get the beer sneezesmug. No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.
Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!
Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!
Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
A clinical case of attention sneezing:
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!
normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.
normal person: Sure...
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!
normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.
normal person: Sure...
by My DNA has mega ribose October 21, 2012
Get the Attention sneezingmug. by dirty sneezer August 14, 2010
Get the Dirty Sneezemug. by ErnMcCracken September 10, 2010
Get the Weiner Sneezemug. He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.
by AEtennessee May 18, 2010
Get the weiner sneezemug. well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.
mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.
by ten inch steel September 6, 2011
Get the anal sneezemug.