critical race theory

Critical race theory is the idea that since the intersection of two races is patriarchal, patriarchy must be the unit-of-race.

Critical race theory is a reference to modernism-in-retrospect, and it argues that patriarchal units constitute race.

Critical race theory is the first example of intermodernism.

It leaves open the question of what the unit-of-patriarchy is.

by metawave September 8, 2020

greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

by slakresistance September 17, 2004

Angry Video Game Nerd VS. Nostalgia Critic

Angry Video Game Nerd VS. Nostalgia Critic is an 2008 Film directed by James Rolfe that premiere on Youtube.com, The Video would go on to get over 800k views. The video is about The Angry Video Game Nerd clashing with The Nostalgia critic two Youtube Entertainers with similar content styles. The video would include effects. The video would end with The Angry Video game winning the battle.

Person 1: Bro, did you watch Angry Video Game Nerd VS. Nostalgia Critic?

Person 2: No?

Person 1: WATCH IT!

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021

Art Critic

A person who takes joy in checking out 'works of art' specifically those of female asses and breasts.

Dude 1: OMG he's such and Art Critic.
Dude 2: yeah, but have u seen her Mona Lisa!!!
Dude 1: Finger licking good.

by Adaaaaaaam March 25, 2009

criticalize

To criticize someone mercilessly. To shred someone with criticism.

"He criticalized me so bad that I had to punch him in the mouth."
"I'm not criticalizing you, I'm just giving some friendly advice!"

by Khizzar March 17, 2024

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.

"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"

by bustrud March 9, 2023

Critical shot

A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit

by Scaffold August 28, 2019