Norwegian Double-Glory

Norwegian Double Glory is when two gay men lay faces to penises on a modified, lowered bunk-bed with two glory holes cut on each side. Mutual oral sex is then facilitated.

Norwegian Double-Glory example:

David: John, you wanna' fuck?
John: Yeah, I've only been doing Norwegian Double-Glories, so my ass is good to go.
John: Fucking awesome.

by dunkley22 December 1, 2011

Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.

Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"

by paz123321123 October 17, 2012

Norwegian Icecap

When a man gets frost bite on the tip of his penis and it turns black.

"Dude, I got the worst Norwegian Icecap the other day"

by ChelseaGripnippIes December 28, 2012

norwegian fastball

When a man ejaculates into his own hand and then proceeds to throw it onto someone else.

"Dude, did you hear about Bobby? He gave this one chick a Norwegian Fastball at the party last night!"

by thekidoblique November 16, 2013

norwegian windstorm

The act of sensually licking and then blowing on your partners nipples while sporting a robust beard

She wasn't very into me until I gave her the Norwegian windstorm

by Sillyllama1624 April 13, 2014

Norwegian Dutch

1. A slang language only lesbians speak.

2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.

"Hey Kathy can you speak Norwegian Dutch,"
"No I'm straight but thanks for asking!"

by Sexscene January 9, 2016

norwegian slip and slide

An ancient Norwegian competition where a whole bunch of naked men slide down a mountain and fully penetrate a man before they reach the bottom and use him as a sled

I lost the Norwegian slip and slide last night and I'm very sore.

by Shinnypickle24 November 17, 2016