who needs a car if i can swim underwater

a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not

peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021

liam neesoned

When a person or object is no longer available for a specific use due to someone else taking it first.

Charlie: Dude, who's that ridiculously hot chick over by the bar?
Dennis: That's Kate bro. Don't get your hopes up. She's Liam Neesoned. She's dating Greg.

Mac: Who the hell Liam Neesoned all my sleeveless shirts?
Frank: I think i saw Scumbag Steve rocking your cut offs at his place the other day.

by Rentz2Damhigh October 10, 2012

neek

The Theory that the nerds and the geeks will unite as one and destroy all who stand in their way.

A:That new theory's pretty disturbing
B:The Neek Theory?
A:Yeah

by hugewangc April 10, 2009

Neek

A neek is a fat cunt

Typicaly dudes called "Lachlan" are neeks

person 1: damn lachlans a neek
Lachlan: fuck off

by Skinny cunt October 8, 2020

neek

Me! I am a total and utter Neek and fiercely proud of it, thank you very much. Neeks are cool people who are somehow mistaken for uncool/dipshit-style-losers by proud owners of Croydon Facelifts and M.C. skills ("Boo-yaah, I deck you man, boo boo, aw naw heavy bled, innit innit yeah I is heavy, you is...shit bled top neeky man you're gay. Gay gay gay gay gay. But me is not gay. Me is horny. Yes bled heavy"). Neek is derived from 'nerd' and 'geek' both meaning approximately the same thing i.e. clever (so all of a sudden it's a bad thing to possess a brain and be capable of intelligent thought?). The point is, if you get called a neek, be proud. It doesn't mean anything negative, it's townies resenting your superior mental capacity.

*headbangs*
"Stop dancing u neek"
"No, fuck off, but thanks for recognising my neekiness"
*walks off*"You're gay"
"yes, very much so."
*breaks into run to confer "heavy heavy" to crew*

by hermaphrodite June 5, 2004

neek

although the common definition is a cross between a nerd and a geek, the word actually originates from America.

Black youths named other nigros who enrolled in education, neeks, as it is actually a cross between geek and nigro.

although it is now commonly misused across the world for naming someone a geek/nerd.

-Tyrone: (shouts) OI, NEEK BRE, GO BACK TO YOUR COLLEGE NEEK.
-Neek: according to rule '13a sub section b' you are discriminating the human rights act, developed in 1896. I'm telling.
-Tyrone: YOU GONNA GET SLAPPED
-*SMASH
-*neeks glasses smash as he hits the floor.

by g.s May 24, 2007

needs more impse

The general consensus that a certain person, place, thing, or idea needs to involve more impsex.

Doom needs no more impse.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.

by TAS September 4, 2005