we need to talk

synonym: i'm dumping you, i'm sleeping with someone else, you're screwed

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Needs more dragons

A sarcastic way of saying you don't believe the story you're being told. You're basically "helping them" to make the story more creative, while at the same telling them you know it is a story and not actually true.

Person: "So I met Prince Harry and got his number but then I lost it."
Me: "Cool story, needs more dragons."

by MrCarlSir May 17, 2014

need for speed undercover

The racing game for the retarded kid. Every car in the game is able to go an excess of 140 mph in only a few seconds, and is able to corner flawlessly at ridiculous speeds. Playing the game requires no skill whatsoever. There is no use for the brake. You simply hold the right trigger and you win the race.

I was playing need for speed undercover the other day. Then I put forza in and couldn't make the simplest turns without hitting the wall.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 22, 2009

breed the seed and need for speed

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated

All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed

by Mighty midget May 31, 2018

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

Professa Needamayer

1) originator & master of Cajun Flava; the flyest blend of Hip Hop styles that you ever heard

2) one of the best Grammy overlooked Hip Hop artist on the planet

Professa Needamayer and dj Harry Hotsauce = Hip Hop tagteam awesomeness!

by CoHa January 16, 2010

You need Jesus

People on this website..

If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus

by Mhmyensn May 17, 2022