Sticky napkin 

When you masturbate using a Fruit Roll Up.

Christopher Arp sure loves his sticky napkin.

Sticky napkin by Bildo Teabaggins September 8, 2017

bread napkin

A napkin at the bottom of a box of wings that just happens to be made of bread; when somebody utilizes bread to wipe food off of their face... for some reason.

"What is this thing at the bottom of my box of wings?"

"That's a napkin... made of bread... a bread napkin if you will."

bread napkin by goatmilkanscashews November 9, 2017

dick napkin 

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

dick napkin by Anster2314 February 15, 2018

Emergency napkin stash 

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

Emergency napkin stash by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019

President napkin Ghandi 

The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).

person 1 : yo did u hear President napkin Ghandi's new talk?
person 2 : yea it cured my ass cancer

President napkin Ghandi by potnooodle September 6, 2020

flapping napkin 

Another large, detached earlobe.

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.

flapping napkin by robinthedemon March 13, 2021

Sir Napkin 

Teen youtube rapper who never uploads.

Person 1:“Have you heard that new Sir Napkin song?”

Person 2:“It isn’t new it came out months ago”

Sir Napkin by SadBoyForLife July 15, 2021