nap tap

to tap someone while they are asleep, and they may not know it because they are napping.

while chong was asleep, i grabbed his ass and gave him a quick nap tap

i wanted to fuck chong, but he fell asleep so i naptapped him instead

if you fall asleep, ill just give you a nap tap

by edward chong chong December 9, 2008

Nap mini

A small nap. The Mac mini of naps. It may not be as good as a full nap, but hey, at least it's something.

I was really tired this afternoon but all I had time for was a nap mini.

by JenniferEm October 4, 2009

Nap Bag

One who takes a nap during serious drinking hours.

" Hey lets go take some shots " - normal person

" Oh no thanks, I'm gonna take a nap instead " - Nap bagger

by A Blackout Menance January 25, 2009

Nap Smear

When you wake someone up from napping by aggressively tackling or jumping on them.

My wife wouldn't get up this afternoon so I gave her a nap smear....yeah, she was pretty pissed off.

If he isn't up in 15 minutes I am totally going to nap smear his ass.

by Corey L g August 30, 2010

nap kin

A relative who visits for the holiday and dozes off to sleep after the big meal - usually in front of the television.

Uncle Joe is such a nap kin. He always dozes off to sleep while watching football after the family Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.

by rbike December 17, 2012

nap it

to use a napkin

Boy: Mom, there is too much grease on my pizza!

Mom: just nap it up with a napkin...

by Rob and family October 26, 2008

nap town

another name for naples, florida ; not Indianapolis. gets its name because Republican snowbirds coming from northern US are always napping or being extremely laid back which is why it takes forever to get anywhere .

bro 1: Yo where u live ?
bro 2: naples

bro 1: U mean nap town ? EWWWWWW u living with old snowbirds???
bro 2: ...

by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022