mystery meat

The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.

Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

God works in mysterious ways

I have no idea why that happened.

Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious ways.

by FigurinOutLife April 8, 2004

Misty Shower

When a person is giving you a blow job while you are vaping, and right before you cum you blow a cloud of vapor in his or her face, then proceed to cum on his or her face through the vapor.

“Hey Susie, do you mind if a vape while you give me head?”
“You better not. I won’t keep doing this if you keep giving me misty showers.”

by russianpeeparty March 30, 2018

MySpy

The act of spying on someone using MySpace, especially chasing comments that they have left for 'friends'.

Chap: "So, you know Steve, right? You two are both going to the gig at the Arty tonight, yeah? Christine's going too? And you know Jay as well, don't you? Is he going?"

Lady: "Hmm. I see someone's been playing MySpy."

by Underground Bob December 22, 2006

musty butthole

A shot:

1/3 Chocolate syrup
2/3 Tequila

Top with a hefty squirt of mustard

I was excited when that guy was offering free shots last night until i found out they were musty buttholes!

by devoed January 23, 2008

musty pooter

A vagina that is stale or moldy in odor or taste. Hackneyed or trite; dull. Out of date; antiquated.

Ew ya nasty you got yourself a musty pooter.

by peniledysfunction March 3, 2011

Misty Gray

A quiet and shy woman. Mysterious in every way! Open, honest and loved by almost all that come in contact with her. Trustworthy and trusting. Eyes of an Angel and a pure heart! Intoxicating and breath taking! Loyal and Persistent. Determined, goal oriented with a love for music and an ear for talent! Solid foundation Loving and Fearing God!

Wow, I fell for Misty Gray! It was love at first sight! He beauty captivated me and her soul motivated me! I have never met nor will I ever meet another woman like Misty Gray!

by MisTy August 26, 2013