The true name of the media, because the media is not concerned with telling you the news, they are instead concerned about making as much money as possible
"Dude, (name some event ie. September 11th, famous person dying/kidnapped, Natalie Holloway, Heath Ledger, OJ Simpson) happened 3 weeks ago, why is it all over the news still?" - You
"Because stupid people eat this shit up, and thats the Ma$$ Media for you" - Your intelligent friend
"Because stupid people eat this shit up, and thats the Ma$$ Media for you" - Your intelligent friend
by Toobis February 9, 2008
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Snapchat- that dumb bitch just blew me.
Facebook- OMG this stupid bitch just pissed me off talkin hella shit so instead of going to her imma tell all of Facebook even though nobody gives a shit. But I'm a bored bitch and I have nothing better to do so instead ill air all my shit here!
Instagram- passive aggressive hoes, Ive been blown can't fuck with these nasty nice bitches #done
Twitter- I'm a social media thug, lemme post in 140 characters or less about this bitch
Facebook- OMG this stupid bitch just pissed me off talkin hella shit so instead of going to her imma tell all of Facebook even though nobody gives a shit. But I'm a bored bitch and I have nothing better to do so instead ill air all my shit here!
Instagram- passive aggressive hoes, Ive been blown can't fuck with these nasty nice bitches #done
Twitter- I'm a social media thug, lemme post in 140 characters or less about this bitch
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Anti social media is the reduction of face to face communication from using social media. Generations X-Z generally prefer anti social media to actual personal interaction and share everything in life on line ad nauseum. Do I really need to see a jpeg of your latest meal? Or your kid at the pool? Or your buddy passed out after he shit himself?
In clear violation of anti social media etiquette, after months of tweeting and facebooking Steve and Oliva finally got together for coffee. Both ran to the restroom to unfollow and unfriend one another.
by Sevin O'Zow November 25, 2013
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Get the Alert the Media mug.Newspaper, motion pictures, radio, television, internet and magazines, all which have the technical capacity to deliver fucked up messages to people. Teenagers and children get alot of fucking messages from those baloney motion pictures and stupid television shows and the celebrity magazines. Adults usually get their information from the radio or newspaper which give them political and economic views. Everyone uses the internet for either school or work.
Teen 1: Hey dude didn't that movie show that there are alot of hot bitches in Los Angeles?
Teen 2: Yo, don't get your mind fucked up and get the wrong information by Mass Media.
Teen 2: Yo, don't get your mind fucked up and get the wrong information by Mass Media.
by AdomC March 9, 2015
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Every news outlet is owned by a billionaire or $100+ billion corporation.
Every news outlet ignored or underplayed the Epstein story--not a single "journalist" (see: *company*) asked why the feds didn't try to strike a deal with Maxwell for the client list.
(We know the client list--Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Allan "I kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz, Trump's attorney--none of them have been brought in for questioning).
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The NOT TLDR Version:
Bloomberg is owned by billionaire Bloomberg. MSN is owned by Bill Gates. Murdoch owns Fox News/Wall Street Journal. The Allbritton family owns Politico. Carlos Slim has the largest stake in the NYTimes. Sumner Redstone owned ViacomCBS. Bezos owns The Washington Post....
Disney owns ABC. Barclays/Fidelity are the largest stakeholders of MSNBC. Turner controls CNN, along with 200 countries around the world.
Other countries work similarly. Het Laatste Nieuws, the biggest publication in Belgium, is owned by the billionaire Van Thillio family... etc.
Meanwhile, every news outlet is sponsored by Pfizer advertisements--notice zero news outlets asked why "the science changed" so many times.
Why are you considered a "conspiracy theorist" and compared with flat-earthers if you ask these questions?
How did two guards fall asleep and a camera turn off while Epstein was supposedly committing suicide?
If you good answers to any of these questions, then it sounds like the Legacy Media is for you :)
Every news outlet is owned by a billionaire or $100+ billion corporation.
Every news outlet ignored or underplayed the Epstein story--not a single "journalist" (see: *company*) asked why the feds didn't try to strike a deal with Maxwell for the client list.
(We know the client list--Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Allan "I kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz, Trump's attorney--none of them have been brought in for questioning).
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The NOT TLDR Version:
Bloomberg is owned by billionaire Bloomberg. MSN is owned by Bill Gates. Murdoch owns Fox News/Wall Street Journal. The Allbritton family owns Politico. Carlos Slim has the largest stake in the NYTimes. Sumner Redstone owned ViacomCBS. Bezos owns The Washington Post....
Disney owns ABC. Barclays/Fidelity are the largest stakeholders of MSNBC. Turner controls CNN, along with 200 countries around the world.
Other countries work similarly. Het Laatste Nieuws, the biggest publication in Belgium, is owned by the billionaire Van Thillio family... etc.
Meanwhile, every news outlet is sponsored by Pfizer advertisements--notice zero news outlets asked why "the science changed" so many times.
Why are you considered a "conspiracy theorist" and compared with flat-earthers if you ask these questions?
How did two guards fall asleep and a camera turn off while Epstein was supposedly committing suicide?
If you good answers to any of these questions, then it sounds like the Legacy Media is for you :)
"While you were out watching 'The Bachelorette,' the legacy media convinced everyone that the biggest problem in the world was race... little did they know that the legacy media was entirely and absolutely owned by just a few billionaires who needed to distract humanity from 'classism' because then people would REALLY tweak out."
(Why did ABC and CBS (legacy media outlets) both censor the Epstein story and even fire a staffer for leaking the story?
"Little Libby Libby knew that white people were the biggest threat to humanity because she heard it from the TV--but what the legacy media left out was that 5 corporations, all ran by a billionaire mafiia club, control all the news channels."
"Don't worry about the Epstein/Maxwell Client List--the Legacy Media *should* be talking about how Kanye West is mentally ill for wearing a t-shirt."
(Why did ABC and CBS (legacy media outlets) both censor the Epstein story and even fire a staffer for leaking the story?
"Little Libby Libby knew that white people were the biggest threat to humanity because she heard it from the TV--but what the legacy media left out was that 5 corporations, all ran by a billionaire mafiia club, control all the news channels."
"Don't worry about the Epstein/Maxwell Client List--the Legacy Media *should* be talking about how Kanye West is mentally ill for wearing a t-shirt."
by Eyyyy Nephew Bernard! October 7, 2022
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"I was so scared of COVID at first, but once I learned it was just a social media virus, and that the "pandemic" was nothing but the normal cold and flu season, I got over it."
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