Marinara Moustache

The act of going down on somebody who is on their period.

Our lass gave us a reyt marinara Moustache last neyt (Yorkshire)

by Kid Citrus June 1, 2023

Vallar's moustache

Often referred to as "Il baffo alla Vallar" in Italian. This iconic style ranks higher than any other type of facial hair style you'll ever experience.
People with a Vallar's moustache are often seen as confident, sexy and charming by others, regardless of gender.

As any other source of great power, it comes with great responsibilities and, therefore, only few people are actually able to rock this style.

Ex 1. Random boy: "My girlfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

Ex 2. Random girl: "My boyfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

by AtipracM June 29, 2023

Moustaching my Goldeneye

When somebody Moustaches your Goldeneye

Ahhh fuck I caught that cunt Joel Moustaching my Goldeneye

by Pierce Brosnan7 July 8, 2021

the devil's moustache

An itchy streak of fecal matter that stretches the length of your buttcrack.

Andre: Man, I sure got sweaty hiking this trail in 90 degree weather. I need to stop off at the brook and scrub off the devil's moustache. I have not showered for days on this camping trip.

Brock: Make it snappy, we need to make camp yonder before the sun sets.

Andre: Sure thing. I will use my underwear to scrub off what I can and go commando the rest of the way.

Brock: Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before you make our sandwiches.

by cut the cards February 23, 2026

Shitler Moustache

Waiting for someone to pass-out (usually drunk), then shitting a small amount on your finger and rubbing it on their upper-lip in the shape of Hitler’s moustache.

I’m gonna wait until he’s sleeping and give him a shitler moustache; real thick and slimy too.

by Giggydick5 February 25, 2026