Person 1: "have you seen the legendary tv show how i met your mother"
Person 2: "yer its pretty awesome, lets suit up and go to the bar."
Person 2: "yer its pretty awesome, lets suit up and go to the bar."
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Get the how i met your mother mug.It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.
Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.
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When I came home at 3 pm after a night out, my Roommate Becky started mother-henning the crap out of: where did you go? what did you do? who were you with? Fuck. I need to move out.
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person 1: hey do you listen to mother mother
person 2: yes, do you?
person 1: yes I do
* mutual understandment*
person 2: yes, do you?
person 1: yes I do
* mutual understandment*
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How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!
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