mosterest besterest

better than moster and better than bester and when combined makes it THE BEST OF THE BEST

Revan is my mosterest besterest friend ever

by Immortal Arrow August 7, 2022

Mostably

Most likely

Is the hotel room going to smell like smoke?

(Hotel worker): Uhh, mostably

by Mystic Mermaid July 18, 2023

Ohio Mortar

When you shove a avocado seed in a girl's loose asshole and fuck the shit out of her and than she farts it out and you leave

I gave a drug addict a Ohio Mortar and that seed went flying.

by Titty monster January 12, 2023

cum mortar

When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..

When she was done riding my dick, she cum mortared my face with my hot load.

by Hotttddoogg October 12, 2023

mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

by JP November 8, 2003

David Motari

US Soldier stationed in Iraq.
Received international fame and extreme criticism after a video, depicting Motari smiling, joking and throwing a dog pup off an Iraqi desert cliff, became publicly acessible on the Internet.
The video has since been removed from YouTube, but can be found on some video portals.
Upon having been identified by some Internet users, David Motari's bebo.com space has been filled with hate messages. The US Pentagon is currently investigating the case and Motari's identity.
Several online petitions are about this case.

David Motari is an anti-example for proper, efficient and peace-oriented behavior when at war.

by StrikeDaMic March 5, 2008

Motard

Human beingf(thats being kind) who is so ignorant he/she would make mold look intelligent. An Opinionated person who will fight to the death to prove their facts(however wildly inaccurate are correct and the only way under god to be, behave, worship, vote, believe or live ect.) are true. Motards are to be avoided at all costs.. A simple dose of logic backed up by printed facts are enough to disarm and be done with a Motard.

what the fuck are you? Some kind of motard? See Fucking Motard

by Khys December 26, 2003