morning after thrill

the act of waking up and having sex with the girl you brought home and had casual sex with last night.

Brian: Yeah I woke and was still pretty hungover but, we both wanted to bang so i gave her a Morning After Thrill

James: Awesome!

by in case you didnt know33 May 1, 2010

Morning egg

Foul smelling early morning shit.

Guy 1: Ahhh what is that smell?
Guy 2: I just took a morning egg.
Guy 1: I dont need to smell that in the morning!!!

by Dr Wally November 19, 2010

Good Morning Gamers

The intro of the one and only minecraft series from pewdiepie. Sounds so beautiful it brings a smile to the face

"Good Morning Gamers! It's a beautiful day in Minecraft!"

by verified milk August 17, 2019

morning coil

Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.

I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010

Sap O' The Morning Wood

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.

I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.

by Obloid July 1, 2014

Morning Missle

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

by t June 30, 2004