meat mitten

woman's genitalia creating warming hand garment (cf: snatch)

gis a look at yer meat mitten

by Kirst December 24, 2003

Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck

by gnix February 26, 2009

Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone

I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten

by otsego January 3, 2008

the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

by roller May 29, 2005

mexican mitten party

a lesbian sex party event in which one girl performs a mexican minivan on another while it is being done to her and the person doing it to her is having it done to herself and so on...

my weird ass sister and her friends were having a mexican mitten party last night, it sounded like stirring mac n cheese

by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009

steel mitten

developed in 2011 by TK. this phrase can be used to define many things, however it is mostly known for it's debut in the phrase given in the example below. it's usage is generally widespread but can be used more specifically and scientifically to show disdain for actions of a particular woman

I think she deserves to be punched in the twat with a steel mitten!

by rosenunit May 21, 2011

Squished Mitten

A females genitals

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.

by Jo Williams December 19, 2008