ur sister a mister

even worse than ur granny a tranny. If someone says this, the world literally stops and everyone dies.

Zucc: ur mom gay
Steven: ur daddy lesbian
Zucc: ur granny tranny
Steven: *only slightly offended* ur sister a mister
Zucc *literally fucking dies along with everyone else except for Steven*

by shsshellysdick May 10, 2018

Mistress of Honor

A person acting as the principal attendant of the bride during all phases of the wedding process while simultaneously being romantically involved with the bride and/or groom.

Theirs was a marriage of convenience. The groom was well aware that the bride and the mistress of honor were sleeping together while flavors of wedding cake were being discussed.

by guerrillafemme August 10, 2010

misterectomy

When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.

Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

by paradigmtourist May 28, 2006

Mister Natural

Slang term in the drug world meaning LSD

Dude, my dad was one of the butt naked hippies at Woodstock that were high on mister natural!

by Héctor Andrés Mayoral May 5, 2008

mistletoe beltbuckle

Just think about it.

I wore a 3-piece suit, jingle bell cufflinks, and my mistletoe beltbuckle to the christmas gathering.

by jollyballzzz January 2, 2011

Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.

"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"

by Voogoins March 1, 2008

Misteza

The most incredibly sexy and beautiful women in the world that come from the Philippines. The're the result of Philippine people mixing with white/black people to create an adorable race of super vixens!

OMFG! I thought filipina's were nice but... DAMN! Check out those Misteza's!!! I think i'm in love!

by Deejay the Great January 13, 2009