When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.
by metalive69 October 12, 2015
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1. a method of saying "fuck you" to someone in a low-key manner, to ensure nobody else understands the comment except for you and the person spoken to.
1. a method of saying "fuck you" to someone in a low-key manner, to ensure nobody else understands the comment except for you and the person spoken to.
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by Solarsdick June 1, 2021
Get the mustache_izuku mug.When a guy is denied morning sex by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. As an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl's upper lip then leaves.
I left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn't wake up for an early morning grind session
by j Dr G August 5, 2009
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Get the milk mustache mug.When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
by team honey badger December 7, 2011
Get the Mustache Ride mug.A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.
He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.
by TangClock March 6, 2009
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